The weather in the UK over the last few weeks has been dire! The snow whilst beautiful to look at, has been pretty scary in places.
On Tuesday at one of my offices, I managed to do the splits on the slope on the way down from the car park! Nice eh! Luckily for me, no one saw as I landed on one knee, grabbing the rail and ripping my thumb backwards. I just had the humilation of walking into my meeting soaking wet, shoes, trousers, jumper, covered in grit and sludge, and had to sit there shoeless in my stripey socks!
The next day my inner thighs felt like I'd done a good few rounds of the gym!
And then on Thursday evening, in a different work car park, this time under cover, I tripped on a join in the concrete floor, and managed to fly. This time I landed flat on both knees, on my hands and my left elbow. And this time the added humilation of doing it in front of my boss!!!!!
I wanted to cry. I sat there on the floor thinking I dont think I could get up, cramp twinging in the back of my leg, the burning pain of my knees and my hands killing me. Eventually I sent my boss off into a corner to look the other way while I lumbered up. Luckily my secretary took charge back in the office and washed my cut hands and arms and generally made me feel better.
Today my knees are still swollen, and my elbow is particularly black! Funnily enough my armpits even hurt!!
I'm a bit scared to go out now!!!
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